February 2012
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things i need to do while i'm in america
acquire girl scout cookies place said cookies in mouth
Feb 29th
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carboxylate replied to your post: wait what the fuck i’m twenty-one when did this… IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY SHARON!?!?! NO IT WAS LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO but oh my god i keep thinking i’m twenty. or nineteen. ONE OF THOSE. 
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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wait what the fuck i’m twenty-one when did this happen
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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hi i’m homesick can i be back in vancouver yet stamford sux :(
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: wtf is up with this? i%imgur%com/8HRLI%gif (change % to .)
Feb 28th
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A: I'm going to leave you if you evolve into a Gyarados
Feb 25th
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A: I know how to turn you on
A: [trails kisses down to stomach and blows a loud wet raspberry]
Feb 23rd
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does santorum not understand what an adjective is? courage?
Feb 23rd
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redbeanice replied to your post: redbeanice replied to your post: carboxylate… can you imagine crossing the border and you have condoms in your suitcase - CRIMINAL! STOP RIGHT THAR! 1 YEAR BEHIND BARS FOR ILLEGAL SMUGGLING OF CONTRACEPTIVES! the age of the condom mules ~_~ you’re going to get way more kids doing dumb shit like wrapping their dick with saran wrap and pulling...
Feb 23rd
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redbeanice replied to your post: carboxylate replied to your post: wait hold on  so… we can start an illegal contraceptive trade and make $$$$ b/c we’re cdn — man, I am an intellectual this is a Good Idea. can you imagine how much money we’d make!?
Feb 23rd
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PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS EVIL!
veritabs: THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE TAKE BIRTH CONTROL IS SO THEY CAN RUN AROUND HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX WITH ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!
Feb 23rd
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carboxylate replied to your post: wait hold on  so romney/santorum think banning… WHAT the idea is that kids will stop having sex if they no longer have access to contraceptives i…just….yeah
Feb 23rd
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wait hold on  so romney/santorum think banning contraceptives will lower high school dropout rates um……………………………………..ok
Feb 23rd
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bazinganaz: I can’t believe we live in the 21st century and our candidates are arguing about birth control.  
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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“If an elementary school student has an excellent teacher even for a single year,...”
– Raj Chetty, professor of economics at Harvard’s Faculty of Arts and Sciences and a co-author of the study with Harvard Kennedy School’s John Friedman and Columbia Business School’s Jonah Rockoff. (Harvard Gazette) AKA why teachers should be paid more and we should be working to retain the best and...
Feb 22nd
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so how long do you think it’ll be before rick santorum gets caught in a sex scandal
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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A cautionary tale for Chris Brown fans
drdonnaatx: When I was 19 I married my high school sweetheart. He had never hit me in anyway. Never had yelled at me. He was in the Navy and we moved nearly 1000 miles away from home. We had been married one week when he first slapped me. I forgave him. We had been married about a year when he first punched me in the stomach. I forgave him. After about a year and a half it became common for him...
Feb 22nd
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redbeanice: nowaitninjas: on behalf of all canadians, i have to apologize for hawaiian pizza because apparently we invented it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_pizza #PINEAPPLE DOES NOT BELONG ON PIZZA#IT DOESN’T I am a true Canadian, since I enjoy Hawaiian pizza to its fullest. oh my god. I am so sorry, world.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist)
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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ashley and I got stopped downtown and got asked if we wanted to work for abercrombie & fitch wat
Feb 19th
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russianrev: the fact that people use rihanna singing about consensual bdsm in a song to somehow justify chris brown hitting her suggesting it’s ‘what she wants’ is absurd and really concerning everyone is still unsurprisingly an idiot basically
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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chris brown only got his grammy because adele didn’t want that one
Feb 17th
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redbeanice replied to your post: um the usb cable connecting my cooling dock to my… too much porn how did you guess
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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um the usb cable connecting my cooling dock to my laptop is literally smoking i yanked it out and burned my hand
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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belgards: You make me feel like there are honey combs caught in my rib cage, and they bleed out a sticky and warm feeling with every single conversation, or glance, or shared smile across the room. I go between wanting to kiss you, to wanting to hold your hand, to wanting to slip love poems in between your hands when you are having bad days and your medicine does not fight those ills. 
Feb 16th
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me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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